Just for Laughs… kinda long but funny?
A man comes home early from work to surprise his wife with flowers and wine. He walks into the apartment and finds his wife naked in bed (pre-coitis) smoking a cigarette. The man flips out, smashes the bottle against a wall and runs to the open window where he sees a shirtless man on the fire escape below smoking. In a rage he lifts the refrigerator and tosses it out the window onto the man below. Over exerting himself doing so the man has a heart attack and dies.
The two men stand and the pearly gates and St. Peter calls them forward…. "what happened to you" he asks. The first man says, "I was just minding my own business, came home early and found my wife had cheated on me, picked up the fridge and tossed it on the guy causing me to have a heart attack." St. Peter says, "you may enter."
The second man approaches and says, "I was just minding my own business, smoking a cigarette when a fridge lands on me!!!!" St. Peter says "you may enter."
A third man approaches and says, "I was just minding my own business, sitting in a refrigerator………"
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Tags: apartment, cigarette, first man, flowers, fridge, heart attack, own business, pearly gates, rage, Refrigerator, second man, shirtless man, st peter, third man, two men, wine
September 9th, 2011 at 7:13 am
LOL he was in the refrigerator! hahaha
September 9th, 2011 at 7:13 am
he’s in yo fridge eating yo tacos up
September 9th, 2011 at 7:13 am
haha funny
September 9th, 2011 at 7:13 am
it’s funny
September 9th, 2011 at 7:13 am
thats (((SUPER))) {{{GAY}}}
September 9th, 2011 at 7:13 am
dont get it
September 9th, 2011 at 7:13 am
Once upon a time, there was this normal kid in a normal school in a normal town in a normal state in the United States. One particular day, the 16th of November, he was acting up. His teacher came over, and said, "what’s the problem?" and the kid said "cornflakes." the teacher became ENRAGED and sent the kid to the principal’s office. the principal said, "so, son, why were you sent to me today?" and the kid said "cornflakes." and the principal became ENRAGED and sent the kid home. His parents asked him, "why did you get sent home from school honey?" and the kid said, "cornflakes." his parents became ENRAGED and sent him to the mayor of their city. the mayor said, "what the hell are you doin here kid?" and the kid said, "cornflakes." and the mayor became ENRAGED and sent the kid to the governor of the state. the governor said, "what can I do for you today sir?" and the kid said, "cornflakes." and the governor became ENRAGED and sent the kid to the president of the USA. The president read his script, "Good. Ev-en-ing. what. is. your. business. here?" and the kid said, "cornflakes." the president looks up from his script and says "cornflakes eh? … well you just go back and tell everyone that the president likes cornflakes." so he goes back to the governor. "the president likes cornflakes." governor: "oh… okay. go ahead back to your hometown." to the mayor: "the president likes cornflakes." mayor: "oh… okay… you can head home now dear boy." to his parents: "the president likes cornflakes." parents: "oh… okay. you can head back to school sonny boy." to the principal: "the president likes cornflakes." principal: "oh… okay… you can head back to class." to the teacher: "the president likes cornflakes." teacher: "oh… okay… you can go back to your work."
the next day, the kid gets run over by a semi truck on his way to school. what’s the moral of this story?
*let people guess…..
"Look both ways before you cross the street."